{"id":789,"date":"2012-05-04T13:51:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T13:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/?p=789"},"modified":"2012-05-04T13:53:02","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T13:53:02","slug":"sa-ne-traiti-dragilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"Sa ne traiti, dragilor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Cine sunt de fapt, b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u00een jurul c\u0103rora ni se \u00eenv\u00e2rte \u00eentreaga via\u0163\u0103 \u00een diversele ei etape?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Doctorul ginecolog.<\/strong> E cel care trage de noi\u2026la propriu\u2026 \u015ei e cel mai dezavantajat\u2026 c\u0103 nimeni nu-i mai \u0163ine minte figura.<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tata, primordialul tat\u0103. <\/strong>Ne  \u00eempiedic\u0103m \u00een picioarele lui c\u00e2nd suntem mici, \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 ne b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een  seam\u0103 cu individul \u0103sta mult prea ocupat care ne ia \u00een bra\u0163e doar \u00een  week-end, care o ajut\u0103 pe mama doar cand \u00eel cheam\u0103 ea, care s-a l\u0103sat  greu c\u00e2nd a fost vorba s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 pe lume, care e speriat de mog\u00e2ldea\u0163a  care se uita cu ochi mari la el. Dar \u015fi dac\u0103 tata ne-a zis ceva\u2026e  sf\u00e2nt!<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bunicul. <\/strong>Cu el ne merge cel mai bine \u015fantajul  sentimental, ne face toate poftele \u015fi nici nu \u00eei spune lui tati toate  prostiile pe care le facem. A\u015fa da\u2026 b\u0103rbat!<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fratele.<\/strong> Ei  bine, cu el e cam greu. C\u0103ci, dac\u0103 n-am nimerit unul protector \u015fi atent  cu surioara lui, nu e prea fun: vrea toate bomboanele, toate juc\u0103riile,  apoi cre\u015fte \u015fi vrea to\u0163i banii. \u015ei se \u015fi sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103 mama \u015fi tata au mai  mare grij\u0103 de noi&#8230;<br \/>\nDar dac\u0103 e protector&#8230; se schimb\u0103  povestea! Ce poate fi mai frumos dec\u00e2t gelozia unui frate, \u00eengrijorarea  c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2rzii, aten\u0163ia pe care \u0163i-o acord\u0103, dragostea lui\u2026 mmm ce poft\u0103  a\u015f avea de-a\u015fa un frate&#8230;<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vecinul. <\/strong>E nenea care vine \u00een  vizit\u0103 la tata \u015fi beau bere \u00eempreun\u0103 sau se uit\u0103 la meciuri. \u00cemi pl\u0103cea  de el c\u00e2nd eram mic\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi aducea bomboane \u015fi vorbea frumos cu mine,  de\u015fi cam mirosea a b\u0103utur\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n\u015ei tot vecinul e b\u0103iatul acela  frumos de la apartamentul din cap\u0103tul palierului care alearg\u0103  \u015fmechere\u015fte pe sc\u0103ri \u015fi nu ia niciodat\u0103 liftul. \u015ei e mereu \u00eembr\u0103cat  cool. Numai c\u0103 nu m\u0103 bag\u0103 niciodat\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103\u2026 of&#8230; doar o dat\u0103 era s\u0103  dea peste mine\u2026. Da&#8217; las\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 fac eu mare!<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00e2nz\u0103torul de la magazinul din col\u0163. <\/strong>\u0102sta  m\u0103 cam enerveaz\u0103. C\u00e2nd eram foarte mic\u0103 se mai juca cu mine, dar acum  c\u0103 am crescut se uit\u0103 cam ciudat la mine \u015fi mi-e cam fric\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duc  singur\u0103 la magazin\u2026 Vezi? Din nou simt lipsa unui frate ocrotitor.<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Profesorul sau cine are noroc, chiar dirigintele.<\/strong> \u00cenve\u0163i de drag pentru orele lui. Simpla lui prezen\u0163\u0103 acolo este o  invita\u0163ie s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi, s\u0103 vii cu lec\u0163ia \u015ftiut\u0103. Mai greu e cu profesorii  de sport. Dar \u015fi mai challenging\u2026 poate chiar sl\u0103be\u015fti\u2026<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Colegul de clas\u0103.<\/strong> Of, iar\u0103\u015fi e un capitol greu. Pentru c\u0103 e concuren\u0163a acerb\u0103. \u015ei apar o  mie de \u00eentreb\u0103ri: dac\u0103 nu te cere pe tine la \u0162ar\u0103, \u0163ar\u0103, vrem osta\u015fi?  Sau dac\u0103 te tachineaz\u0103 \u00een pauze? Nu, asta e de bine, problema apare dac\u0103  nu te tachineaz\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nDac\u0103 a devenit \u00eentre timp coleg de liceu sau de grup\u0103, lucrurile se mai simplific\u0103 pentru c\u0103 ocheadele \u015fi chimia rezolv\u0103 multe\u2026<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Prietenul.<\/strong> Da, prietenul, c\u0103 doar \u0163i-a cerut prietenia. Aici e cu emo\u0163ie. V\u0103  \u0163ine\u0163i de m\u00e2n\u0103, v\u0103 plimba\u0163i romantic dup\u0103 ce \u0163i-a oferit un trandafir  (bucur\u0103-te acum c\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu nu o s\u0103 \u0163i se mai \u00eent\u00e2mple surpriza cu  trandafirul), povesti\u0163i de la \u015fcoal\u0103, poate chiar te \u015fi s\u0103rut\u0103\u2026pe obraz.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, am uitat de <strong>colegul \u0103la r\u0103u din clas\u0103. <\/strong>Trebuie men\u0163ionat \u015fi el c\u0103 doar pentru el te fardezi \u015fi te aranjezi\u2026<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Din nou tat\u0103l. <\/strong>Acum  e parc\u0103 mai volubil, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 nu prea \u015ftie el despre ce s\u0103  vorbeasc\u0103 cu mine \u015fi cred c\u0103 se \u015fi teme s\u0103 nu-i povestesc detalii despre  vreun b\u0103iat, dar altfel, acum ne \u00een\u0163elegem mult mai bine (de\u015fi tot  mog\u00e2ldea\u0163\u0103 am r\u0103mas \u00een ochii lui).<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Actorul preferat. <\/strong>A  \u00eenceput cu Alain Delon \u00een frageda pruncie, apoi i-a luat locul Brad  Pitt, iar acum e timpul lui Clive Owen\u2026 Nu te po\u0163i pune cu evolu\u0163ia!<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Primul iubit. <\/strong>Wow!  C\u00e2t\u0103 tensiune! \u015ei nu doar sexual\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103-l cunoasc\u0103 mama. Ok, dar  ce m\u0103 fac cu tata? \u00cen plus, vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc acas\u0103 la el c\u00e2nd lipsesc ai  lui\u2026huh! Trebuie s\u0103 fac fa\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 doar am ca\u015ftigat b\u0103t\u0103lia \u00een defavoarea  tipei de la grupa 1. Pe caaai!!!<br \/>\n<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Al doilea iubit. <\/strong>Hm\u2026 e  ok\u2026 numai c\u0103 e foarte de\u015ftept \u015fi nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu se prind\u0103 c\u0103  de fapt m\u0103 ajut\u0103 s\u0103 trec peste desp\u0103r\u0163irea de primul\u2026<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Din nou profesorul. <\/strong>De data asta, e cel de procedur\u0103 civil\u0103. \u00cencep s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 un b\u0103rbat. \u015ei de aici problemele\u2026 ha ha!<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Colegul de birou. <\/strong>Dr\u0103guuu\u0163. Dar am iubit. Ah, \u015fi el sotie.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Amicul. <\/strong>Amicul  e amic pentru c\u0103 \u0163i-a povestit relaxat &#8211; aici e diferen\u0163a de iubit &#8211; de  toate fostele lui iubite. \u015ei acum c\u0103 \u015ftii tot, de ce nu vrei s\u0103 te  combini cu el? Mda, \u015ftiu\u2026 ca s\u0103-i po\u0163i povesti \u015fi tu despre iubi\u0163ii t\u0103i.  <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Iubitul prietenei tale.<\/strong> Of, ce situa\u0163ie. Se tot holbeaz\u0103  la mine \u015fi m\u0103 dezbrac\u0103 din priviri. Nu \u00een\u0163eleg ce vrea, nu \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103  am \u015fi eu principii? Doar \u0163in la prietena mea&#8230; \u00centr-adev\u0103r, are ochi  frumo\u015fi, ce s\u0103 zic\u2026 mai vedem dup\u0103 ce se despart.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015eeful.<\/strong> Ooooo\u2026 c\u00e2te emo\u0163ii \u015fi c\u00e2te transpira\u0163ii ca s\u0103 fac eu cel mai bun  proiect. C\u00e2te priviri curajoase aruncate c\u0103tre el \u00een timpul \u015fedin\u0163ei,  c\u00e2t\u0103 timiditate c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i vine r\u00e2ndul s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti, c\u00e2t\u0103 vanitate  satisf\u0103cut\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti singura la care nu \u0163ip\u0103!<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015eeful \u015fefilor. <\/strong>E super meseria\u015f. Da cine-l vede pe la birou?<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maseurul. <\/strong>La  \u00eenceput panic\u0103 total\u0103! Oare m\u0103 voi putea relaxa? M\u0103 mai lini\u015ftesc  treptat c\u00e2nd \u00eei v\u0103d verigheta (da, rar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 te bucuri de a\u015fa  ceva\u2026). M\u0103 crispez c\u00e2nd \u00eei simt m\u00e2inile pe spatele meu. M\u0103 rog, for\u0163a  din m\u00e2ini. Dar m-am relaxat total c\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 mai multe \u015fedin\u0163e, mi-a  dest\u0103inuit c\u0103 verigheta e doar a\u015fa\u2026e gay.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fostul iubit.<\/strong> E simpatic, m\u0103 distrez cu el. Am devenit amici. E mai simplu a\u015fa. \u015ei reciproc avantajos. <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Scriitorul c\u0103r\u0163ilor mele preferate.<\/strong> De unde m\u0103 cunoa\u015fte oare individul \u0103sta? Cum de \u015ftie el ce b\u0103rba\u0163i \u00eemi plac, ce m\u0103 face s\u0103 r\u00e2d \u015fi ce m\u0103 face s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng?<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Logodnicul.<\/strong> A trecut toate testele. Ale mele \u015fi ale familiei. A fost mai greu cu  ga\u015fca. Dar s-a descurcat. \u015ei acum ne \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163im reciproc g\u00e2ndurile \u015fi  iubirea.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So\u0163ul.<\/strong> Am ajuns aici pentru c\u0103 am reu\u015fit s\u0103 nu  devorez tot pe c\u00e2nd eram doar iubi\u0163i. Acum \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163im \u015fi orele de somn  c\u00e2nd pl\u00e2nge cel mic.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fiul. <\/strong>E cel mai frumos cadou primit  de la so\u0163ul meu. \u00cei num\u0103r\u0103m sc\u00e2ncetele, pa\u015fii, vorbele, gesturile.  Urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103-i num\u0103r\u0103m iubitele. Abia a\u015ftept.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumnezeu! <\/strong>E  cel care mi i-a dat pe to\u0163i cei de mai sus. Ca s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 ce \u00eenseamn\u0103  iubirea. E b\u0103rbatul suprem, e tat\u0103l, e fiul, sunt eu &#8211; femeia care  iube\u015fte B\u0103rbatul.<br \/>\nCel f\u0103cut din carne, asa cum spune Andries.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>La mul\u0163i ani, dragii mei!<\/strong> Exista\u0163i \u015fi este suficient! Chiar dac\u0103 nu recunoa\u015ftem des\u2026<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nNoi, femeile<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ps. 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Ne \u00eempiedic\u0103m \u00een picioarele lui c\u00e2nd suntem mici, \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 ne b\u0103g\u0103m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":814,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions\/814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foartemultsoare.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}